10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon