10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers