10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)