10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier