10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!