10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Those eggs smell delicious!