10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)