10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker