10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "No river, no fish."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.