10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.