10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.