10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."