10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)