10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.