10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi