10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo