10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --