10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek