10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.