10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm