10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for loners.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT