10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown