10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."