10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• It's Free To Fold...
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.