10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is for loners.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.