10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--