10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.