10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier