10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."