10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.