10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris