10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.