10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.