10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it