10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.