10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.