10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.