10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.