10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow