10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson