10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.