10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth