10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant