10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach