10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• It's Free To Fold...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.