10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.