10 Random Poker Quotes

Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
im going to 2 out you to death