10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones