10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.