10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright